ARSE ICONS

(_!_) Regular arse 
(__!__) Fat arse
(!) Tight arse 
(_*_) Sore arse 
(_o_) Well used arse 
(_e=mc2_) Smart arse 
(_x_) Kiss my arse

MEN LIKE TOILET 
 

Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS 
1)dey r always out of order 
2)dey stink 
3)the nice ones r always engaged 
4)deyconsume large amounts of liquid 
5)rconstantlt full of shit!