ARSE ICONS

(_!_) Regular arse 
(__!__) Fat arse
(!) Tight arse 
(_*_) Sore arse 
(_o_) Well used arse 
(_e=mc2_) Smart arse 
(_x_) Kiss my arse

MEN LIKE TOILET 
 

Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS 
1)dey r always out of order 
2)dey stink 
3)the nice ones r always engaged 
4)deyconsume large amounts of liquid 
5)rconstantlt full of shit!

I LOVE U

Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry 
370HSSV 0773H 

This time im sure about wat i feel & im gonna say it 
i 
i l 
i lo 
i lov 
i love 
i love y 
i love yo 
i love young girls with Shaven Pu**ys!

Full Time Masti … Non stop fun

6 Inch ka hai.
.
Size normal he
.
.
Mazboot he
.
.
Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he
.
.
2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain
.
.
Lena he to bolo?

Full Time Masti

Non stop Fun

Mera…
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NOKIA 7610

BAR & BLONDES

☻He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!

☻Ques. What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

Ans. U can unscrew a light bulb.

 ☻How do u teach a blonde maths?
U subtract her chlothes 
Devide her legs
And square root her.

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